Level 1: The door guardian says, "To win the chalice, listen to me. One in
all, all in one, that's the key". The door slides down a tunnel and floats
on the the Hopeless River of Eternal Imprisonment, going to the Vicious Pit
of Total Oblivion.
Level 2: Greek armor attacks. Dot's "Abraca watchmacutz dabracallit" cuts them
in half, then quarters, eighths, etc. until they are small enough to step on.
Level 13: Spiral stairs down a deep well occupied by a nasty spider. (Bob
vanquishes it with a butter knife.)
Level 23: No way out.
Level 31: Attack carrots reduced to Julienne fries.
Level 37: Stuck on a four square foot spire.
Level 42: Water monster; "stay frosty".
Level 53: Enzo shoots head off ghost armor with a clown-face arrow.
Level 58: "Run away!" from flying eyeball with 7 tentacles.
Level 65: They are riding on a flying banana until a white worm with skull
(Skullipede) knocks them off. Race through hallway peppered with arrows,
swinging axes, trap door, and a force field made of pansies.
Level 66: Shadow monster from a bright candle is dispatched by Mike
using his loud mouth to blow out the candle. "Tonight on BMMN, the Bad
Monster Movie Network." The narrow pathway starts falling into the
"bottomlessness-lessness". The key is all pressing the doorknob together.
In the last room, each character meets their own zombie, which is stronger. (Dot gets turned into a Picasso painting.) The zombies can only be defeated by teamwork from the other members of the party. As the Users arrive, the group realizes that they all have to pull together to release the chalice. They do "and the crowd goes wild."
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