Quotable Lines
Did You Notice
Sight gags seen in almost every episode
- The "Calvin Spline" sign outside Dot's Diner, visible through window.
(Calvin Kline clothing.)
- "DeeCee's Power Bar" billboard.
(D.C. power bars supply +5 volts in the bigger computers.)
- "Merrimac Monitors" billboard.
(Famous American Civil War battle between iron-clad boats;
the Merrimac and the Monitor.)
- "Grab A Byte" billboard.
- Triple "Ener" G. (Energy.)
- "Ray's Custom Zip-Boards".
Other DYN's
- A "Zip-Board Refueling Station" in "Trust No One".
Quotable Lines
- "Alphanumeric!" --Enzo
- "This is bad --very bad" --Bob
- "I don't think so!" --Bob
- "That was easy enough" --Bob
- "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" --Bob
- "There once was an old README file that said, 'Keep you friends
close, and keep your enemies closer.'" --Phong
- "Stay frosty" --Bob
(Corporal Hicks says "Stay Frosty" often in Aliens 2)
- "Hidden file commands, ya gotta love 'em." --Bob
- "Why do I always get lost in Lost Angles?" --Bob (after being flipped
upside down and rotated 270 degrees.
- "Don't quit file so easily." --Dot
- "I should have copy and pasted the truth." --Enzo
- "Doesn't anyone here know how to reverse magnetic erasure?" --Bob
- "Slow food doesn't come fast, that's why it's slow" --Al's Waiter
- "Why is everybody avoiding him?" "Because Seven ate Nine!" --Toque
- "Bob's in a wait state outside" --Enzo
- "I don't keep you two around for your brains, now, do I?" --MB to H+S
- "Whoa! Could you repeat that in plain DOS?" --Bob
- Phong opens his inner sanctum by saying "Greek action".
- "Now that is one strange lady" --Bob, about Hexadecimal
- "Sometimes you gotta stop and smell the daisy wheels." --Bob
- "Holograms by Holomark.
When you care to project the very best." --Mike (as a card)
- "COBOL, BASIC, they're dinosaurs!" --Enzo, on ancient languages
- "Delete that! & clean up this place!" --Megabyte
- "Whoa!" --Enzo
- "Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!" --Frisket
- "Dump him at the city limits." --Megabyte
- "I want my command, cur!" --Megabyte
- "or, just... jump!" --Enzo
- "He tasks me, and I shall have him." --Dot
- "Didn't you know I'm a Guardian? I know everything" --Bob
- Bob: "Is she really a princess?"
Gavin: "No, you want to tell her different?"
- "Everything's gone 8 bit!" --Enzo
- Phong opens his inner sanctum by saying "Yada, yada, yada".
- "Maybe we should call a Diagnostic Program." --Dot
- "Soothing 32-bit lotion, because you itch." --Mike
- "We are helping! We are helping!" --Dumb binomes
- "Hats for sale" --Dot
- "Slices, dices, cuts/copies/pastes; it even formats Julienne fries",
"$99.99.99" --Mike
- "It's Bucket 'o Nothing! Surprise your friends, amaze your family, annoy
perfect strangers!" --Mike
- "Ooo! - give me the jaggies" --Dot
- "Stay frosty" --Bob
- "BMMN - Bad Monster Movie Network" --Mike
- "An eternity of useless products to rot your skeevy little mind, forever"
--Mike
- Bob: "His remote control ran away."
Dot: "Can you blame it?"
- "Falling into Bottomlessness...lessness...lessness." --Mike
- "Mike! Logoff!" --Bob
- "It's the Love Hospital, your prescription for romance" --Mike
- "To win the chalise, listen to me. One in all, all in one, that is
the key" --Face on the door.
- "I'm a little source code, short and stout; here is my input, here is
my out" --Enzo
- "The password is BellyButton" --Enzo
- "You know I don't do toast!" --Mouse
- "You're smoke, Bob!" --Enzo
- "1010011011101110111001101111001110101100001100101110011101" --a Binome
- "The jam is moldy in the kitchen and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss".
- "Unforgettable... I have no idea how the rest goes." --Phong
- "So that's what it is" --Dot (after seeing how the silhouettes of a
cone, a cube, and a sphere combine to form the ReBoot icon.
- "What you are experiancing is a temporary distorion on reality" --Phong
- "We haven't converted one of Megabyte's sectors since ... never" --Phong
- "Would you like to see my windshield collection? I have many kinds!" --Phong.
- "Like falling of an analog" --Bob (after MB slams into Glitch lamp post)
- "Pinnicle Elite WINDOW" --Phong
- "Warning, Environmental Shutdown" --Computer
- "C P U, I don't like the smell of this" --Enzo
- "What sign, hey Frisket" - Enzo
- Enzo: "Is it a virus that will take over Bob's whole body, is it, huh? Is it, huh?"
Phong: "We are Not so fortunate"
Bob: WHAT?!
- "I am Lens; Lens the Reaper; Lens the Clear Unfolding; High Lens of
the Sixty Second Brotherhood."
- "I'm not goin to push that button. Everytime I do something bad
happens" --Hack and Slash
- I guess I can't go against my programming" --Bob
- "My digits!" --that evil mad scientist/doctor one binome
- "Cocoa sir?" --Binky
- "By George, I think we bought it" "Again, sir?" --Binky and Sir
- "Picture if you will, an artist of grest talent, unappreciated by
those around her, unnoticed by the critics. What would this artist
have to do, what kind of masterpiece would she have to create to get
recognition from those around her?" --Mike, describing Hexadecimal
- Enzo: "What's the signal?"
Bob: "I don't known yet, but you'll know it when you see it." --Bob
- "Base it on that old Readme file of yours, Games: A surviors guide" --Dot
- Bob: "They set off an explosion capable of destroying an entire planet!!"
DOT: "Bad idea"
BOB: "Yes, Especcially if your inside the planet"
- "RUN, RUN and when you're finished, RUN SOME MORE!!!" --Mike
- "I know it sounds crazy ,but something horrible came out of her looking
glass! And it wasn't Alice!" --Mike
- H/S: "We're looking for a Null...have you seen one!?!?"
Mike: "Have I seen one!??!?!HAVE I SEEN ONE?!?!?! That's a joke right!?!?"
H/S: "Joke : thing said or done that cause laughter."
Mike: "Hack, Slash!! It's your lucky day!! You were looking for a single
null...What about 2 Million!!! It's NULLZILLA!!!!"
- "Look at me, I'm a G-nat! What's a G-nat?" --Mike
- "G-nat's Slightly Annoyed High-Pitched Buzzing Force." --Mike
- "Reboot Robot Entomologizing Force!" --All
- "F.A.B." --Phong (secret word to open inner sanctum)
- "He's my brother!! HAHAHAHA" --Hex
- "I am become Gigabyte, destroyer of systems!" --MB + HD + web
- "The only energy out here is ... *us*!" --Bob
- "Has your partner gone completely random?" --Bob
- "Trust me, it exists!" --Dot
- "I was reading comic bytes in bed." --Agent Fax Modem
- "The Web is out there." --Agent Fax Modem
"No, Modem, it's here." --Agent Data Nully
- "I can handle it! Tell me! The camera was running?" --Mike
- "Does this make me look too butch?" --Dot
- "Why I say, I think the ABC's are turning on us! Treacherous dogs!" --
Binky
- "*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*" --Bob
- "Let's turn it around and aim it at the Principal Office!" --Hex
- "I am Guardian Matrix, charged with defending this system. Two
viruses taking over my home? I don't think so!" --Enzo
- "But the Principal Office is just SCREAMING OUT TO BE DESTROYED!!!" --Hex
- "This is pleasant..." --Dot
- "What kind of sick creature gets enjoyment out of playing this sort of game?" --Dot
- "It's only funny until someone looses an eye." --Stuff deer head
- "I want her to have the best treatment, understand? The best. Ha ha ha" --MB
- "I want that dog to have the best treatment. The best! Understand?" --Dot
- "Back, back! We have not diskettes!" --Vet to Frisket in Pet Hospital
- "Groovy" --The User and Enzo
- "Raccoon searchin' high an' low
For de food to make him go.
If I catch him in my trap
Gonna make me a raccoon hat." --Jamaican
- "This is Hue Branch; he's one of our tech boys" --Phong to Dot & Mouse
- "What is it with you and bikes?" --Enzo to AndrAIa
- "I don't believe in the no-win scenario." --Enzo
- (silence) "........Enzo,.....no.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" --Dot
- "Mercy, on a virus? Never!" --Enzo
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- "That's a nice bike!" --AndrAIa
"What is it with you and bikes?" --Matrix
- "How many times do I have to say it...if you have the urge to vomit,
DON'T." --Maxine
- "You got a deletion wish?" --Matrix
- "Where in the Code have you been, Matrix?" --Turbo
- "Do your drones have personality chips?" --Matrix
- "I have to find Bob, so that he can save the entire Net" --Matrix
- "You blokes look up tight. You should try logging off; it relieves
tension" --Ray Tracer.
- "Let them come then, I'll run no more! By the code, they'll know they
face the Crimson Binome." --Captain Capacitor
- "Wait a minute, I know THOSE teeth..." --Capacitor to Frisket
- Ray Tracer: Does he ever smile?
AndrAIa: Yes, and if he does, run.. run very fast.
- "I did it for AndrAIa!" --Matrix
- "Shiver me templates!" --Capacitor
- "Let's show these brigands what it means to lock swords with the crew
of the Saucy Mare! Open fire!" --Capacitor
- "Shiver me templates!" --Capacitor
- "I've done some... questionable things" --Matrix to Bob
- "Those rebel scum! Will they never learn?" --Viral binome
- "Let's not try that again." --Bob to Matrix
- "Herr Doktor, I need a place to set up shop." Megabyte to Doktor
- "Oh, oh, I like the new hair." --Hack to Bob
- "Bob... who's that big green fellow?" --Hack/Slash
- "Goodness, I wonder what happened to his eye?" "Gee, I don't know, but
I wouldn't want to see the other guy." --Hack and Slash
- "So, what'd I miss?" --Bob
- "Thank you, boys. I was feeling half the sprite I used to be." --Phong
- "Now that is a nice bike! So, you been having fun without me?" --AndrAIa
- Hack: "Ooh! We found it!"
Slash: "Yes we did."
Hack: "It was in the trash--"
Slash: "I tripped over it."
Hack: "And it smelled..." --Hack + Slash upon finding Phong's body
- "Thank you, Phong. Now, where can I pin it?" --Hexadecimal getting icon
- "Who's that big ugly green guy?" --Enzo, referring to Matrix
- "I'm beginning to see what you like about bikes" --Matrix
"Told you!" --Andraia
- "Mend and defend, not delete and defend" --Glitch Bob
- "Bob never had a plan in his life; he's making it up as he goes along" --Dot
- "I've heard enough!" --Matrix, just before unleashing Gun's fury
- "The scene here is indescribable. So I won't even try." --Mike
- "Know her! I used to live with her. (Not in the biblical sense, mind you.)" --Mike
- "Hey, Kilobyte, ready for oblivion?" --Dixon Green
- "I hate the way he keeps smiling at us." --Mouse
- "She gave him a 'thorough search' --Guard, talking about Mouse and Turbo
- "I simply adore children. But I could never eat a whole one." --Hex
- "She's here. User have mercy on the Net." --Turbo
- "That's me all over." --Slash, after being cut up by Mouse
- "Now you're really starting to annoy me." --Hex
- "I am not an entity, I am a time. My time is now." --Daemon
- "If you ask me, he's two chips short of a motherboard." --Binome, describing Matrix
- "I'm the COMMAND.COM of this system. I have appearances to keep up." --Dot
- "You keep creatures in cages, and release them just to fight? That is sick!" --Bob
- "Matrix, stop trying to hit him and just hit him!" --Bobzilla
- "Does this aspect ratio make me look fat? --Mike
- "Saved by the bell." "That is a klaxon" --Glitch Bob and Phong
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